Byron Body & Soul long May 15

Mexican Maid

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Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. The woman was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?

“Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did.”

The wife, increasingly agitated, said, “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

The wife is really boiling now and through gritted teeth said, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No señora…. The gardener did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

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