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A woman came home

A woman came home and told her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

“No more headaches?” The husband asked, “What happened?”

His wife replied, ‘Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat “I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache..” It worked! The headaches are all gone.’

The husband replied, “Well, that is wonderful.”

His wife then said, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agreed to try it. Following his appointment, the husband came home, ripped off his clothes, picked up his wife and carried her into the bedroom. He put her on the bed and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back…”

He went into the bathroom and came back a few minutes later and jumped into bed and made passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife said, “Boy, that was wonderful!”

The husband said, “Don’t move! I will be right back.” He went back into the bathroom, came back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sat up, her head spinning.

Her husband again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly followed him and there, in the bathroom, she saw him standing at the mirror and saying,
“She’s not my wife.
She’s Not my wife.
She’s not my wife…”

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